Craig and I have a new neighbour!
Craig : you know the new neighbour?
Me : … yea
Craig : He’s an embalmer
Me : Hee! Cool!
Craig : I thought you’d like that.
a minute passes
Craig : You know, I think you’ve desensitised me to all that
Me : What?
Craig : Yea, he told me and paused like he was expecting a big reaction and I was just like oh yea and went on talking about what we’d been talking about. My car.
Me : huh.
Just doing my wifely duty.