I had my first nice experience with Mormon door to door salesmen today.
I was on my way walking to work and I saw them off in the distance just groaned to myself.
I kept walking, looking straight ahead and walking as far left as the footpath would allow.
Morman #1: Good Morrow!
inside Sarah’s head: Morrow? what the-
Morman #2: How’s your day going?
Sarah: Oh I’m actually on my way to work so …
Morman #1: Oh ok well you have a nice day!
Morman #2: You have a nice day.
Sarah (over my shoulder): You too!
Morman #2: We like your glasses!!
Sarah : … thanks.