While watching a show about the ocean …
Craig: S*, can we get a Turtle!?!
S: Sure! it can live in the bathtub.
Me: uhh … it might make showering difficult.
Two days later …
Me: I bought a present for the flat!
Craig & S: Oo. What is it?
Me: A Turtle!!
S: What’ll we call it?
I heart Muji. He now lives on top of our free-view box, on top of the television.
* S = flatmate.