30 days of FUCK OFF ALREADY

This afternoon I had a little too much caffeine and a lot of time on my hands.
Actually, it was the other way around but that is hardly the point. The point IS that I have compiled a list of things of which I do not approve. Are you excited? I’m excited.

THINGS OF WHICH I DO NOT APPROVE:
1. Discussion of Golf. Unless it is “Golf is very very boring and I hate it a great deal. With the annoying pants and polo shirts and general tubbiness of the players” in which case, I both concur and approve.
2. Surface piercings. They make me shudder.
3. CBT*.
4. The phrase “so, you know” being used as a verbal space-filler
5. That I have a bottle of Pinot Noir in the cupboard. I do NOT like red wine especially when it’s in the same kind of bottle as one of my favourite white wines. TEASE.
6. That my favourite co-worker is away.
7. Mesclun lettuce.
8. My fringe being too long, my hair being too faded, and my nailpolish being chipped. ALL ON THE SAME DAY. There are not enough hours.
9. Being sensible and responsible and grown up.
10. Glee.

*DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. JUST BELIEVE ME. Also. I left the do not google warning all the way down the bottom here just to mess with you. Hee.

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5 comments

  1. LoserSaysTim · October 5, 2010

    I agree with 1, 4, 5, 9 and though I've never watched it, 10.Also, CBT the therapy? Please explain.

  2. zOMG · October 5, 2010

    Indeed, CBT is (apparently) quite effective, but if you have experienced otherwise please do tell! OR you could mean cock & ball tease? God forbid…Loving the blog as always, but wish the pics would load faster! Do love your photos & can't wait to see the tattoo pictures (have you really got 6 now? I can only think of… 3?!?) x Tasj

  3. Poor Fish Girl · October 5, 2010

    PMS? #8- That is the worst. #10-Haaaa, agreed. #7- Just plain yucky (ok, I've never tried it – it just sounds yucky.) Oh, and #2- me too!

  4. Kat · October 5, 2010

    I know you mean the show, but in my mind you disapprove of all glee. And that makes me giggle.

  5. Sarah-Rose · October 5, 2010

    Tim – Nope. Not the therapy. The T stands for Torture. Or Tease.Tasj – Yep. Not talking about the therapy. Also, I have: cupcake, crown, rose, sugarskull, words, and then the one to come.PFG – Nope! Just excessive caffeine and rage. I like regular lettuce and cos and what-have-you but I don't understand the obsession people have with Mesclun. It's so bitter.Kat – I HATE ALL YOUR JOY! Hee. No, yea, the show.

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